"What we'll do is; I'll go on ahead and smell anything suspicious just in case."
"In case of what?"
"You know dogs, bitches, fucking pussy- fucking cats, those cloudy blackheaded mother fuckers.."
"You mean sheep?"
"Yeah whatever... Oh! If the smells really good and needs a taste you can go on ahead but not too far because it's a pain in the arse to catch up because you know I need to be at least ten feet ahead."
"Is that why you keep pulling on your lead and choking yourself?"
"Yeah well you should've consulted with me before going out and buying an eight foot 'extendy', you nob!"