The Housekeeper had heard the explosions and had suspected the worse for his household. He reckoned on being five or so miles away as he heard a series of thunderous blasts from the direction of the farm. He knew from recent experience that it wasn't the Gods’ wrath he was hearing but the magic powder of the wretched Shaman. It was supposed to be the Shaman’s wedding night.
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It had been four summers since the veil had been lifted from her childish eye to reveal the true nature of her cruel world. In that time The Slave Girl had realised that people on the farm were more like the farm dogs than the docile Cows; the alpha roles were clear but every other role was fought over with bickering and bitching and sometimes literal blows.
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‘Move over.’
‘No this is where the alpha sits.’
‘I’m the alpha!’
‘Yes, of course you are.’
‘look move.’
‘If your the alpha how come I don't walk around picking up your shit.’
‘Move!’
‘No.’
‘Listen unless you move we can't go anywhere.’
‘That's a bit harsh. Why not?’
‘Because leaving the opposable thumbs thing aside your feet can't reach the pedals!’
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In all his years of military service and all his miles of crossing the empire he had never come across magic as powerful as the Shaman’s explosive leaves. In fact he never come across magic. He had met allot of people who had claimed to practice magic but he had always pegged them as charlatans and fraudsters but this man, the Farmer thought, he has a harness on something powerful like thunder.
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He was on his fourth or fifth cock, knowing he was near the end of the queue, hoping that after this they'd leave him be, to come to terms with himself, when he noticed a raucous of barking, shouting and determinable sound. As the barks got louder his man pulled out and dived for his discarded kit. The cacophony was full blown now and the scientist got up off his knees in time to hear a roar that hit a sensor in his brain that pumped adrenaline into his blood at levels previously unknown to him. He turned around to see that not far away a fifteen foot grizzly bear seemed to be literally tearing its way through Romans. A pack of dogs were worrying it, nipping at its feet almost steering the bear around the camp.
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