He was on his fourth or fifth cock, knowing he was near the end of the queue, hoping that after this they'd leave him be, to come to terms with himself, when he noticed a raucous of barking, shouting and determinable sound. As the barks got louder his man pulled out and dived for his discarded kit. The cacophony was full blown now and the scientist got up off his knees in time to hear a roar that hit a sensor in his brain that pumped adrenaline into his blood at levels previously unknown to him. He turned around to see that not far away a fifteen foot grizzly bear seemed to be literally tearing its way through Romans. A pack of dogs were worrying it, nipping at its feet almost steering the bear around the camp.